Love and Mr. and Ms. Right



Mr. Right will magically appear when he will get tired of spreading his sperm everywhere possible. But, you need to be the lucky girl to be there when it happens. Otherwise, another girl that is "lucky" to be around will get that Mr. Right. Normally, age helps to speed this process and also weight gain.  A good challenge can sometimes turn the frog into your prince! Yep.. the old story of "play hard to get"..

But Mr. Right can appear sooner if he is shy, or fatty, or hypochondriac or is not proud of his penis. 


Ms. Right is, normally, more romantic and believe in the existence of her perfect Mr. Right - the one that possesses all the phycological and physical qualities she dreams of.  And that's why she will face many ugly disappointments until  she buries her high expectations and just starts to feel happy to find someone that really loves her and she loves back.
Et Voilá, finally she found her Mr. Right!


There are no Mr. and Ms. Right. "We are all wrong people looking for someone that accepts our imperfections."